I love this face.
I love that it takes him a second to get it.
I bet sometimes he doesn’t get Stiles’ jokes. That’s why he tries to keep that same grumpy face around him all the time. And then he’s in bed or in the shower or out shopping and he suddenly figures it out, and he has to roll his eyes because it’s Stiles and it’s so lame and ridiculous, and then - dammit, he’s thinking about Stiles again.
I bet this happens to him aaall the time.
Source: lonewolfed
HEY HELENISH WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT HOECHLIN IS HANGING OUT WITH JC CHASEZ, WHO HAS HIS PLAID SHIRT BUTTONED TO THE COLLAR LIKE’S HE’S IN REVENGE OF THE NERDS?
BECAUSE I LIVE IN A HOLE IN THE WOODS NOW HIDING FROM SOCIETY BECAUSE OF HOECHLIN’S CRISP UNBUTTONED COLLAR AND HOW JC CHASEZ IS PROBABLY WRITING A SONG ABOUT KNOTTING EVEN AS WE SPEAK.
SOME BOYS (DANCE WITH WEREWOLVES)
BLOWING ME UP (WITH HIS KNOT)
ALL DAY LONG I DREAM ABOUT SEX (…actually that one works as is.)
Citysleep, Professor Chasez is hanging out with Sir Bunnyteeth. For real, it’s time to get in my fandom.
Source: holland-roden
Brittney Griner, 6’8”, dunking powerhouse, all-around player, compared to Wilt Chamberlain by LeBron James. And gorgeous. To quote James: “it isn’t fair.”
Edit: image from the ESPN article. (Curse you, tumblr app: http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/9316697/owning-middle)Ashe sent me & Verity this and Verity was like “this is what [redacted spoiler, which you can read in the tags if you want] fics are made of, guys,” and I wrote the first third of a thing before my life fell apart and I forgot how to words for a little while. I will probably finish it? But this piece works as a standalone, and SEASON PREMIERE TONIGHT, and I don’t know, here is a little thing for you, Teen Wolf internet.
Scott wakes up in bed with Stiles. They’re tangled up together, Stiles’ arm thrown over Scott’s ribs, his sleeping face mashed against the back of Scott’s shoulder, the kind of careless, complicated pretzeling that hasn’t happened much since they both got old enough for morning wood to be a thing. He feels slow and thick, the world fuzzy and not-quite-right around him; probably still healing, he figures, last night’s damage being minutely set to rights. He stretches a little bit, tries to wriggle his way to freedom, and feels Stiles shift with him, making soft noises of protest in the back of his throat. “Hey,” Scott says, “hey, c’mon, dude, I know I kind of almost died last night but I thought you’d be used to it by now. Lemme up.”
Plot Twist- Stiles asks to borrow some condoms- from Derek.
i’ve been waiting for this for HOURS
Source: fuckyeahsterekfeels
Kind of pissed at myself that I didn’t get the story I was writing done before the new season started.
On the other hand, new season!
As a regular customer the Bodily Fluid Bar & Grill, let me tell you: semen is not bitter.
…thank you for that. No, actually, thank you.
*amends fic*
actually sometimes it is? it varies from person to person, based on body chemistry and diet and mysterious other factors because I’m gonna be honest, when I’m thinking about a dude’s junk, I’m not thinking scientifically if you know what I mean.
See, I think of dandelion greens as bitter, or maybe coffee. I’ve never encountered jizz hat was bitter. Ashy, yes (smokers). But not bitter!
…in other words, I am intrigued.
Source: runningwithdereks
As a regular customer the Bodily Fluid Bar & Grill, let me tell you: semen is not bitter.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a Fabulous Cultural Ambassador for America, by Allison Yarrow.
To be disgusted by all of this is to be disgusted by a population that’s often marginalized and belittled in pop culture. As Tracie Egan Morrissey put it in The New York Times, while reality television shows “may not depict an America that you like, they are part of an America that exists.” Debasing the American South as a backwater filled with drawling troglodytes is still perfectly acceptable prejudice in swaths of this country, even as Southern culture gets appropriated by elites more than ever.
